Nude Sauna at Caesar Sauna - A GPS is just as great as the person who squanders good money to buy one.
On my way out to the first and now only official naturist resort in Poland, the lovely mountainside sauna and relaxation spa called Sauna Cezar (Polish for Caesar Sauna), I was told the expressway running from Wroclaw east to Krakow would probably be my best bet. Nude in Oklahoma was supposed to turn right and head south on Wroclawska Street, (actually, the road to Wroclaw). The GPS would not stop telling me to turn around. I caved. I began heading north. I turned onto a narrow steep road, drove about 500 feet, turned the corner, and almost crashed into a bollard. The remaining part of the road was a trail for pedestrians.Bielsko-Biala, town of Caesar SaunaThe GPS needed to take me east along a lovely nation highway. I recognized it was set to prevent freeways. Driving on a freeway in Poland includes paying a toll. Poles are notoriously wary of paying anything. No wonder it was the default option setting. I tried to navigate the menu to no avail. I tried to change the language to English. Nothing worked. State highway it would be.There are not many traffic lights in Poland. In addition , there are not many stop signs. Every road is either a precedence road or not, in which case a driver either has the right of way or must give it. This allows for a steady ride. Additionally, it has a tendency to make drivers go fast. Polish highways have a reputation for being wild. Driving as I 'm accustomed on a country highway around 80 kph (that is 50 mph), I was constantly being left in the dust trail of a Volvo sedan - until of course I came across a line of autos too bashful to negociate a large, slow-moving truck. Very few highways in Poland have more than one lane. Actually, just about the only time you see two lanes is going uphill - which never lasts for My first nude experience was when I was younger and very much by accident. I went to a beach with a very long coastline on the more remote end. . A determined motorist always risks getting squashed.Despite feeling sheepish as I passed beneath the freeway I was assumed to have taken, I enjoyed the drive - until I reached the outskirts of Bielsko Biala, the town in which Caesar Sauna is situated. An hour of traffic was backed up. Thankfully there were two lanes. When I saw the orange triangle sitting on the earth I realized it wasn't the ubiquitous construction going on in the state. It was an accident. Motorists in Europe are expected by law not only to have their own crisis road triangles, but also fire extinguishers, in addition to an orange vest to put on when doing roadside repairs. Add the fact that you always have to drive with your lights on and the odds of an American being stopped by a policeman increase fifty-fold.Fortunately the "road devils" can be quite a friendly group. A whole string of motorists flashed me their brights before I took a swift turn down the highway. Sure enough, around the corner a motorcycle policeman stood next to his ride. I waved but he didn't wave back. He was attempting to inconspicuously cradle a radar gun.When the GPS told me I 'd reached my destination I realized I was at another dead end. I called Peter, the Dutchman who with his Polish wife runs and dwells at the little mountain-side naturist resort. He explained I was on the wrong road. It'd the appropriate name, but to get to the upper reaches, I had to drive up another road.So much for GPS.Naturist Blogs For Young Naturists And Young Naturists America FKKTags: clubs and resorts, europe, polandType: Naturism and Naturism In Europe, Social Nudity WebsitesAbout the Writer (Author Profile)